Slightly tasteless joke of the day

Sister Mary Margaret and Sister Catherine are two elderly American nuns, vacationing in Ireland. One day they decide to borrow the local priest’s car and go sightseeing. So they took off adventuring, Sister Mary Margaret behind the wheel.

It was near dusk when they drove down a deserted country road, on the way back to the priest’s home. Suddenly a wee demon jumps out of nowhere, lands on the car hood, and plasters himself against the windshield making frightening noises and faces.

Sister Mary Margaret cries, “Ah! Sister! What do I do?”

Sister Catherine cries, “Well – turn on the windshield wipers!”

So Sister Mary Margaret turns on the wipers. But the wee demon just grabs hold of one of the wipers and rides back and forth on it, still making his scary noises and faces. And now he’s agitated.

Sister Mary Margaret cries, “Ah! Sister! What do I do now?”

Sister Catherine cries, “Well – turn on the windshield washers! They’re full of holy water!”

So Sister Mary Margaret turns on the windshield wipers, and the holy water sears the wee demon. They hear loud shrieks and see a huge thick cloud of smoke. But when the smoke clears the wee demon is still there, flesh all seared, riding back and forth on the windshield wiper. And now he’s really angry.

Sister Mary Margaret cries, “Ah! Sister! What do I do now?”

Sister Catherine cries, “Well – show him your cross!”

So Sister Mary Margaret leans out the window and screams:

“HEY! Get the fuck off of my windshield!”


One Comment on “Slightly tasteless joke of the day”

  1. tamyrad says:

    And that’s the difference between your and you’re! Funny too!


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