I wrote this one a few years back. Thought it might be time to trot it out again.

For all you Gilbert and Sullivan fans:

I am the very model of a partisan Republican.

I whine about my taxes much more loudly than the public can.

I know about Bill Clinton, and can dish the dirt historical

From Gennifer to Monica, in order categorical.

I praise the war on terror in a manner of tautology.

I love deregulation, both of media and ecology.

I fawn on right-wing pundits to the level of insanity

With many useful facts about Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity.

And my theocratic notions give our Congress the authority

To bar civil protection from each immigrant and minority.

Because I can afford to live much better than the public can –

I am the very model of a partisan Republican!