I posted this some months ago on Facebook.

I was going to pick my brother up and go to the Twins game. But when I got there – I was a half-hour late.

My brother was sore. “What the…?!” he fumed. “What took you so long?”

“It was the most amazing thing,” I replied. “I was online, on a singles’ site, chatting with a woman who wanted to meet a guy.

I logged off, and as I put on my jacket Santa Claus popped down the chimney to ask if I was being a good boy.

On my way out to the garage, a leprechaun stopped and asked if I had seen his pot of gold.

And when I opened my garage door, I couldn’t back the car out because there were three or four unicorns in the driveway.”

My brother snorted. “How gullible do you think I am?!” he snapped.

“There ARE no women on a singles’ site who want to meet a guy!”

One Comment on “I posted this some months ago on Facebook.”

  1. Tamyra says:

    I must be the exception that proves the rule.

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