Buyer beware: A device that doesn’t suck
Posted: May 25, 2012 Filed under: Caveat emptor | Tags: POS 1 Comment
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even when it’s supposed to.
I have a basement full of water due to the monsoon we are currently experiencing in Minnesota.
I bought a device to rid myself of the water (to keep me from getting my ass sued, I will disclose the brand name and model by individual request only).
It doesn’t suck.
Obviously, the impeller blades are made from the finest, daintiest, most exquisite French tissue paper. Ooh-la-la.
That is all.
Name-Brand Ketchup. 
I hate when that happens, I hope the next sump pump really sucks hard.