Slightly tasteless joke of the day – Tuesday edition

Old Angus MacKenzie steps into the local pub. He sits at the bar and orders a Newcastle. MacKenzie is looking so glum sitting there that the bartender moves over to him and asks, “Oi, Angus, what’s eating you?”

“Och, laddy,” MacKenzie replies as he pounds the top of the bar. “Ya remember this bar here? I built it meself, didn’t I?! I planed it by hand, I didn’t use one of them fancy electric sanders, NUUU! It took me a whole week and I nearly brrrroke me back! Boot, do they call me MacKenzie the Bar-Builder? NUUUU!”

MacKenzie takes another drink. Then he points and says, “Oot the window, ya see thet stown wool yahnder? I built it meself! I hauled all the rooks from the revver with a barrow! It took me two weeks and I nearly brrroke me back! Boot, do they call me MacKenzie the Wall-Maker? NUUUU!”

MacKenzie takes another drink, and then points and says, “Oot the front door, ya see that wooden pier out yonder? I built it meself! The hool thing, board by board! Boot, do they call me MacKenzie the Pier-Builder? NUUU!”

MacKenzie takes another drink, then looks around cautiously, and leans in toward the bartender. “Boot,” he whispers, “Ya fook ONE goat….!”


One Comment on “Slightly tasteless joke of the day – Tuesday edition”

  1. Ok, still laughing 24 hours later, and it’s not the cocktail. Ha!!!!


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