Slightly tasteless joke of the day.Posted: October 3, 2012
A very attractive woman stops into a quiet rural pub. She sips on her beer, and then leaves the table for a short time.
When she returns, she walks seductively up to the bar. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. Smiling mischeviously, she signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. And when he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.
“Are you the owner?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” the bartender replies.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“Can’t,” breathes the bartender. “He’s not here. Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say.
“Tell him,” she whispers…
“There’s no toilet paper in the ladies room.”