Joke of the day

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: “Contest for World’s Most Beautiful Woman.” Snow White goes in. Moments later she comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: “Contest for World’s Strongest Man.” Superman goes in. Moments later he comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: “Contest for World’s Greatest Liar.” Pinocchio goes in. Moments later he comes out with his head down, crying.

He looks at the other two and sobs, “Who the hell is Mitt Romney?!”



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