Slightly risqué joke of the dayPosted: June 19, 2013
A man sits in his living room, reading the newspaper. Whereupon his wife enters the room and approaches him slowly and seductively, a flirtatious smile on her face.
“Honey,” she asks in a soft sweet voice, “have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
Not knowing what to make of this situation, he answers, “No.”
She gives him a sexy little smile and unbuttons her blouse. She reaches slowly into her cleavage, and seductively hands him a crumpled twenty-dollar bill out of her low-cut, silky bra.
Stepping in closer, she asks in a low sexy voice, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”
Intrigued, he answers, “Uh, no.”
She gives him another sexy little smile, pulls up her skirt, seductively reaches into her tight sheer panties, and ever so slowly hands him a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.
“Now,” she coos as she leans down over him, “have you ever seen thirty thousand dollars all crumpled up?”
Breathless with anticipation, he stammers, “No-o-o-o-o.”
“Well,” she whispers in his ear, “then go look in the garage.”