Patrice O’Neal, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted: July 13, 2013 Filed under: Fave raves | Tags: dogs, relationships, wisdom 1 CommentI just became aware of Patrice O’Neal, through laidNYC’s blog entry yesterday.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK. NOT SAFE FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR SQUEAMISH ADULTS.
But, damn if this guy isn’t BRILLIANT.
“I love my girl, but I LOVE MY F*CK*N’ DOGS. And I’m gonna tell you why. ‘Cause my dogs, they NEED me… right?… but they DON’T act like they DON’T.”
Name-Brand Ketchup. 
I can see how Patrice might slip through for older folks. But he was easily as real as Richard Pryor. RIP to both. Only person i’ve seen really fuck shit up as much since is Russell Brand. Check out Russell Brand and his hostile takeover of the Morning Joe show on MSNBC. Bill Burr is good, but doesn’t make you feel really uncomfortable and twist in your chair like a genius comedian does.