Slightly tasteless joke of the night

One evening at a bar, a bunch of frat dudes were playing “quarters” – where they bounce a quarter against the table top and try to land it in their beer glass. If they succeed, they get to chug the beer. Naturally, it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. One of the frat dudes took a big swig… and swallowed the quarter. His face turned red, he started to gasp, and his friends cried out: “He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!”

A distinguished-looking man stood up from a nearby table, and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He folded his napkin carefully, placed it on his chair, removed his jacket and tie, and stepped over to the choking victim with almost no look of concern. Once there, he wrapped his hands around the frat dude’s crotch and squeezed… hard. Out popped the quarter.

The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. After a few minutes to gain his composure, the frat dude approached his rescuer at his table.

“You saved my life, sir. Thank you so much,” the frat dude exclaimed. “Tell me… are you a doctor? Are you a paramedic?”

“Oh heavens, no, nothing like that,” replied the man. “I work for the IRS.”