Slightly tasteless joke of the nightPosted: September 25, 2013
A distinguished-looking man stood up from a nearby table, and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He folded his napkin carefully, placed it on his chair, removed his jacket and tie, and stepped over to the choking victim with almost no look of concern. Once there, he wrapped his hands around the frat dude’s crotch and squeezed… hard. Out popped the quarter.
The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. After a few minutes to gain his composure, the frat dude approached his rescuer at his table.
“You saved my life, sir. Thank you so much,” the frat dude exclaimed. “Tell me… are you a doctor? Are you a paramedic?”
“Oh heavens, no, nothing like that,” replied the man. “I work for the IRS.”