Retro, slightly risqué joke of the day.Posted: November 29, 2013
It’s 1962, and Susie was upstairs getting ready for the dance when her date arrived. Her dad answered the door and asked him to take a seat.In the middle of the conversation the dad announced, “Susie really likes to screw.” Her boyfriend, shocked, asked him to repeat himself. The dad nodded and said, “Yeah, she really loves to screw. She’ll screw all night long if you ask her to.”
Just then Susie came downstairs in her poodle skirt, ready for the dance, and they were out the door.
Then suddenly Susie stormed back through the door and yelled:
“It’s called the Twist, Dad! The TWIST!”