Desert Island Singles: “Me Neither” by Brad Paisley (2000)

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Darling, I’ve been standing here just watching you all night
And I think I’ve even caught you watching me a couple times
If I don’t ask I’ll never know
This may sound dumb but here we go:
Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me neither!

I’m glad that we agree
Believe me, that’s a big relief
Well, this place is awful crowded
And this music is so loud
Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat?

Me neither!

It’s nice to finally meet a girl who doesn’t move too fast
I was only checking, that’s the reason that I asked
Relationships need time to grow
You and I should take this slow
Darling, tell me, would you like to dance?

Me neither!

I was just being polite
Thank goodness, my feet are much too tired
I’m sure you’re tired too
I can see an empty booth
Would you like to maybe sit and talk awhile?

Me neither!

We’d never get along
I’m thinking there’s no chemistry at all
This has been a waste of time
And I’m running out of lines
Don’t you think it’s time for me to end this song?

…Me neither!