In other breaking news

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Retailers in the Denver area are reporting huge, unprecedented demand today for Doritos, Oreos, and Pepperidge Farm Goldfish. Since 8:05 am Mountain time, local stores throughout the area have not been able to keep these items in stock on their shelves.

Market analysts are at a loss to explain the sudden, puzzling wave of demand.

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