Joke of the day.

A guy goes to the pet shop and buys a parrot. He brings it home but is shocked to learn that the parrot has a poor attitude and knows nothing but four-letter words.

For weeks the guy tries everything he can think of to change the bird’s attitude and clean up its talk. Nothing works. In fact it gets worse and worse.

One profanity-filled evening, in a moment of desperation, the guy grabbed the parrot by the beak, opened up the freezer lid, tossed the parrot in, and slammed the lid down. The cussing was unbelievable – “@#$%&~*-+!” – and then, suddenly, all was quiet.

Fearing the worst, the guy opened the freezer lid. The parrot stepped out and said, “Sir, I wish to deeply and sincerely apologize for my inappropriate language. I regret that I may have offended you, I beg your forgiveness, and I will do better in the future.”

The guy was amazed. He was about to ask what had changed the parrot’s mind when the parrot continued:

“By the way, may I ask: what did the chicken do?”