Bonus slightly tasteless joke of the day.

Posted: April 30, 2014 | Author: Scott McKinney | Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes |1 Comment

A guy goes to the clinic for his annual checkup. After a thorough exam and exhaustive lab tests the doctor tells him, “You’re doing fairly well for a man your age.”

The guy is a little bothered by that comment. “Doc,” he asks, “do you think I’ll live to be eighty?”

“Well, that depends,” answers the doctor. “Do you smoke, drink beer, or take drugs?”

“Oh, no,” says the guy.

The doctor continues. “Do you eat a lot of rich food? Ribeye steaks, barbecued ribs, cheeseburgers?”

“No,” answers the guy. “I avoid those.”

“Do you spend a lot of time in direct sunlight?” asks the doctor. “Playing golf, boating, sailing, or bicycling?”

“No, I don’t,” replies the guy.

“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of wild sex?” the doctor queries.

“No way,” the guy says.

The doctor looks up from his notepad. “Then,” he asks, “why do you even give a shit?”

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