Today’s slightly tasteless joke.

A grade-school teacher decided to broaden her students’ horizons by teaching a lesson on sensory perception. She brought in an assortment of different-flavored Life Savers and instructed the kids to close their eyes. Then she went around to each desk and handed out the Life Savers, one flavor at a time, which the kids popped into their mouths.

Eyes closed, the kids easily identified the various flavors: cherry, lemon, orange, peppermint. But when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Life Savers, all of the kids were stumped.

“I’ll give you a hint,” giggled the teacher. “It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.”

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his Life Saver onto the floor and shouted:

“Spit ’em out, they’re assholes!”

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