Punchlines to some of my favorite jokes: Part VI

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Go here for parts I, II, III, IV, and V.

“I believe the Americans pronounce that word ‘happiness’.”

“I had to walk home.”

“She was talking to the doctor!”

“Daddy told Mommy he would climb the walls.”

“The parrot looked at him and said, ‘Hi, Mr. Smith’.”

“His wife turns over and says, ‘What did you say 1-2-3 for?’”

“Who else would run a waste line through a great recreational area?”

“’About a thousand feet,’ the kangaroo said, ‘unless they lock the gate at night.’”

“’I don’t know,’ the groom said. ‘She gave me $20 change.’”

“But that Kentucky jelly – that’s the worst.”

“I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.”

“No,” replied the German, “just visiting.”

“The ceremony was boring, but the reception was wonderful.”

“Philippe Philoppe.”

“He was looking for a BP station.”

“Five beers, please.”

“I think the paper’s jamming again.”

“They left a note on the windshield that said ‘Parking Fine’.”

“And finally, question number ten.”