Slightly risqué joke of the day.
Posted: September 4, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a comment
A proper British gentleman goes into a fancy, high-class department store. He begins to browse in the office supplies department. A young saleswoman walks up and asks if she could help him.
“Excuse me, miss,” the man asks, “but do you keep stationery?”
“Well,” she blushes, “sometimes I wiggle around a bit…”
Name-Brand Ketchup. 