An oldie but a goodie
Posted: November 23, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a comment
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A guy goes into a crowded bar. He walks up to the counter and orders a beer. Then he says, “Hey bartender. I just heard the funniest Iowa joke ever. Let me tell it to you.”
A hush comes over the bar. The place turns still. Every eye turns to this guy.
The bartender clears his throat and says, “Sir, before you tell me that Iowa joke, let me point a few things out to you.” He points to his right and says, “Take a look at that end of the bar and tell me what you see.”
The guy looks and says, “Wow. Two big guys.”
“That’s right,” says the bartender. “Those are two Iowa farm boys.” He points to his left and says, “Take a look at that end of the bar and tell me what you see.”
The guy looks and says, “Wow. Two bigger guys.”
“That’s right,” says the bartender. “Those are two Iowa State wrestlers.” He points behind him and says, “Take a look back there and tell me what you see.”
The guy looks and says, “Wow. Two even bigger guys.”
“That’s right,” says the bartender. “Those are two Hawkeye linebackers.” He leans in to the guy and asks, “Now are you sure you still want to tell me that Iowa joke?”
“Hell, no,” scoffs the guy. “Not if I’m gonna have to explain it six times.”
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