Slightly tasteless Christmas joke

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At a Christmas Eve service, the preacher was telling his congregation that the entirety of the human experience could be found in the Bible. Anything they could think of, old or new, he said, was discussed somewhere in the Bible, and every aspect of our daily lives will be addressed there.

After the service, he was approached by a middle-aged husband who said, “Preacher, I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.”

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read: ” . . . and Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

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