Joke of the day.Posted: January 11, 2015
Three guys are walking through the desert: a Republican, a Tea Partier, and a Democrat. Suddenly they stumble upon a magic lamp.
A genie pops out and says, “I’m in a bit of a rush today. So instead of three wishes, each one of you only gets one.”
The Republican says, “I wish that all us Republicans could live where only rich people rule.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the Republican disappears to Saudi Arabia.
The Tea Partier says, “I wish that all us Tea Partiers could live where only religious people rule.” The genie snaps his fingers, and the Tea Partier disappears to Iran.
So the genie turns to the Democrat and asks what his wish is. The Democrat says, “So all of the Republicans and Tea Partiers are out of America for good?”
“Yes,” the genie replies.
The Democrat smiles and says, “I’ll have a Coke.”