Joke of the day.

A Swiss tourist, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.

“Entschuldigen Sie, sprechen Sie Deutsch?” he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.

He tries again. “Excusez-moi, parlez-vous Français?” The two continue to stare.

“Mi scusi, lei parla italiano?” he asked. No response.

“Disculpe, habla usted Español?” Still nothing.

The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”

“Why?” asked the second. “That guy spoke four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”