Slightly tasteless holiday joke.

A couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing. And since they had a lot to do and very little time to do it in, she called him on her cellphone.

The husband answered. “Hello, dear.”

“Where are you?” she asked. “You know we have lots to do.”

“Darling,” he said, “do you remember the jewelers shop we went into about ten years ago? Where you fell in love with that diamond necklace?”

She gasped. “Why… yes… I do.”

He continued. “I could not afford it at the time, but I said that one day I would get it for you? Do you remember that shop?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked up. “Yes, I do remember that shop,” she gasped.

“Well,” he said, “I’m in the bar right next to it.”