Thanks! I’ll be here all week
Posted: October 3, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a commentA friend of mine started a business where he sells trampolines to fortune-tellers.
He says prophets are going through the roof!
Share this:
Slightly risqué joke of the day.
Posted: September 4, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a comment
A proper British gentleman goes into a fancy, high-class department store. He begins to browse in the office supplies department. A young saleswoman walks up and asks if she could help him.
“Excuse me, miss,” the man asks, “but do you keep stationery?”
“Well,” she blushes, “sometimes I wiggle around a bit…”
Share this:
Funniest joke I’ve heard in months.
Posted: June 22, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a commentA Southerner goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, “Did y’all go to Harvard?”
The bartender says, “Yale.”
“Okay,” says the Southerner. “DID Y’ALL GO TO HARVARD?”
Share this:
Punchlines to some of my favorite jokes: Part VI
Posted: May 5, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a comment
Image from zazzle.com
Go here for parts I, II, III, IV, and V.
“I believe the Americans pronounce that word ‘happiness’.”
“I had to walk home.”
“She was talking to the doctor!” Click here for more.
Share this:
Today’s slightly tasteless joke.
Posted: May 1, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a commentA grade-school teacher decided to broaden her students’ horizons by teaching a lesson on sensory perception. She brought in an assortment of different-flavored Life Savers and instructed the kids to close their eyes. Then she went around to each desk and handed out the Life Savers, one flavor at a time, which the kids popped into their mouths. Click here for more.
Share this:
Bonus slightly tasteless joke of the day.
Posted: April 30, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes 1 Comment
Image from realitytvkids.com
The guy is a little bothered by that comment. “Doc,” he asks, “do you think I’ll live to be eighty?” Click here for more.
Share this:
Slightly tasteless joke of the day.
Posted: April 30, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a commentA midget walks into the police station and says, “Someone just picked my pocket.”
The duty cop replies, “I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.”
Share this:
Literary.
Posted: February 23, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes 1 Comment
Image from bizarrocomics.com
Share this:
Joke of the day.
Posted: February 13, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes Leave a commentA guy goes to the pet shop and buys a parrot. He brings it home but is shocked to learn that the parrot has a poor attitude and knows nothing but four-letter words.
For weeks the guy tries everything he can think of to change the bird’s attitude and clean up its talk. Nothing works. In fact it gets worse and worse. Click here for more.
Share this:
Joke of the day.
Posted: January 25, 2014 Filed under: Shenanigans and monkeyshines | Tags: jokes, music Leave a commentA cultural archaeologist visits a remote, secluded tropical village. The local chieftain leads him on a tour, seeing all the sights and meeting with the residents.
Throughout the tour, the archaeologist hears drums pounding incessantly in the distance. At one point he asks the chieftain, “What are those drums?” The chieftain looks troubled but replies, “When the drums stop, bad things happen.” Click here for more.
