Desert Island Singles: “If She Knew What She Wants” by The Bangles (1986)
Posted: February 28, 2015 Filed under: Desert Island Discs | Tags: desert island disc, life-threatening crushes, music 1 Comment“When (The Bangles) first started out as fresh-faced kids back in the mid-’80s, they captured the jangle of The Byrds, the melody of The Left Banke, the attitude of The Shangri-Las, and the rich harmonies of The Mamas and The Papas (without the Papas, of course) and wrapped them all up in a sweet and catchy package.” – Tim Sendra
“One of the two (well-selected) covers on the Bangles’ ‘Different Light’ album, ‘If She Knew What She Wants’ comes from the pen of Jules Shear whose band Jules and the Polar Bears were cult favorites, certainly of the Bangles. A mini-folk-rock gem, the song’s melody recalls some of Gene Clark’s stately work in the early Byrds canon, particularly ‘She Don’t Care About Time.’ The breezy arrangement and the band’s Mamas and Papas-inspired vocal arrangement is the cornerstone here; and overall it succeeds brilliantly, making the song one of the finest moments on the album. Although a seemingly perfect single (it was indeed released as such), the song was dwarfed in terms of commercial success by the somewhat disposable novelty cut, ‘Walk Like an Egyptian.’” – Matthew Greenwald
“You can keep ‘Manic Monday’ and ‘Walk Like An Egyptian,’ and I’ll take Susannah Hoff’s finest hour as a Bangle singing lead on ‘If She Knew What She Wants’ from ‘Different Light.’ The song only reached number 29 on the singles chart, but the video is a pure delight as it features The Bangles doing what they do best: combining harmonies and great musicianship, while looking great in the process.” – Steve Spears
I was long a fan of Jules Shear since his days with the Polar Bears and later as a solo singer/songwriter. I also was long a fan of The Bangles, ever since I saw this clip from 1984 on “Late Night with David Letterman” and instantly developed a life-threatening crush on drummer Debbi Peterson.
Jump ahead to 1986 and The Bangles’ second album “Different Light.” It spawned a single written by Prince, “Manic Monday,” a novelty song/video, “Walk Like An Egyptian,” and an excellent cover of Big Star’s “September Gurls.” The album is consistently great, but by far the standout song is Jules Shear’s “If She Knew What She Wants.” It kicks off with a soaring guitar riff, and when the band kicks in it’s magnetic. Hoff’s sultry voice is a little more subtle than usual, and the harmonies and musicianship of Debbi Peterson, guitarist Vicki Peterson (her sister), and bassist Michael Steele are stellar. Reminiscent of The Byrds and Big Star, it’s as close to a perfect folk-pop song as I can imagine.
This is the UK version of the video. Nice dance moves by Debbi. The American version, sadly, is god-awful stupid as it features cutaways where, one by one, each of the four women get smoochy with off-camera guys. No idea where they were going with that one.
If she knew what she wants
(He’d be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He could give her that too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can’t see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He’d be giving it to her
Giving it to her
But she wants everything
(He can pretend to give her everything)
Or there’s nothing she wants
(She don’t want to sort it out)
He’s crazy for this girl
(But she don’t know what she’s looking for)
If she knew what she wants
He’d be giving it to her
Giving it to her
I’d say her values are corrupted
But she’s open to change
Then one day she’s satisfied
And the next I’ll find her crying
And it’s nothing she can explain
If she knew what she wants
(He’d be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He could give her that too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can’t see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He’d be giving it to her
Giving it to her (giving it to her)
Some have a style
That they work hard to refine
So they walk a crooked line
But she won’t understand
Why anyone would have to try
To walk a line when they could fly
No sense thinking I could rehabilitate her
When she’s fine, fine, fine
She’s got so many ideas traveling around in her head
She doesn’t need nothing from mine
If she knew what she wants
(He’d be giving it to her)
If she knew what she needs
(He’d be givin’ it too)
If she knew what she wants
(But he can’t see through her)
If she knew what she wants
He’d be giving it to her
Giving it to her
But she wants everything
(He can pretend to give her everything)
Or there’s nothing she wants
(She don’t want to sort it out)
He’s crazy for this girl
(But she don’t know what she’s looking for)
If she knew what she wants
He’d be giving it to her
Giving it to her
(He’d be giving it to her)
(He could give her that too)
(But he can’t see through her)
Ooooooh, giving it to her
Giving it to her now
Desert Island Discs: “Other Voices, Other Rooms” by Nanci Griffith (1993)
Posted: August 6, 2013 Filed under: Desert Island Discs | Tags: desert island disc, life-threatening crushes, music 3 Comments
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What strikes one first about the album is the generosity it shows. Griffith is a notable songwriter in her own stead but she uses this album to sing songs written by the best of her peers – Kate Wolf, Townes Van Zandt, Bob Dylan, John Prine, Tom Paxton, Woodie Guthrie, Janis Ian, Gordon Lightfoot, Malvina Reynolds, the 1870s “Are You Tired of Me Darling” which was recorded by the Carter sisters, and “Wimoweh,” which closes the record and includes many of the guest performers from other songs. And that’s the second way in which this album is generous: Bob Dylan plays harmonica on it, Arlo Guthrie sings harmony vocal on Van Zandt’s “Tecumseh Valley,” Iris DeMent sings harmony on one song and John Prine on his own song, Chet Atkins graces two cuts with his exquisite guitar, and Odetta takes the first verse on “Wimoweh,” which comes across as a fitting close to an album of musical celebration. – David Keymer
Nanci Griffith was a teenager in the 60s and thus was introduced to music by her older sister, music of the late 50s-early 60s folk music era. I first got this as a cassette from the Minneapolis library, soon after it was released. I had heard Nanci’s name before but had never heard her music. This made me a fan in short order, and is a go-to album that never fails to make me happy.

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As the reviewer noted above, many of the songs’ writers join Nanci on their own numbers. It’s a virtual folk music all-star team, especially on the last track, “Wimoweh.” I appreciate the historical significance of the song – it features members of the legendary folk group The Weavers, who popularized it in the early 50s – but it’s the only one I skip. (Too much exposure to the bubble-gummy versions by The Tokens and Robert John, I guess.) But that’s a small criticism at best: there’s lots more to appreciate. Here’s a few. Buddy Mondlock’s “Comin’ Down In The Rain”:
Comin’ down in the rain
Washin’ outta the sky
Loaded down with the pain
There just ain’t no way to fly
You can read him as clear
As the wall where he once wrote his name
It was right next to hers
But it’ll only come down in the rain
Dylan’s “Boots Of Spanish Leather,” which he plays harmonica on:
That I might be gone a long long time
And it’s only that I’m askin’,
Is there something I can send you to remember me by,
To make your time more easy passin’?
Oh, how can, how can you ask me again?
It only brings me sorrow.
The same thing I want from you today,
I would want again tomorrow.
I got a letter on a lonesome day,
It was from his ship a-sailin’,
Saying, I don’t know when I’ll be comin’ back again,
It depends on how I’m a-feelin’.
“Are You Tired Of Me Darlin'”:
Are you tired of me, my darlin’?
Did you mean those words you said
That have made me yours forever
Since the day that we were wed?
Tell me, could you live life over?
Would you make it otherwise?
Are you tired of me, my darlin’?
Answer only with your eyes.
John Prine’s “Speed Of The Sound Of Loneliness,” which he plays and sings on:
Well, I got a heart that burns with a fever
And I got a worried and a jealous mind
How can a love that’ll last forever
Get left so far behind?
So what in the world’s come over you
And what in heaven’s name have you done?
You’ve broken the speed of the sound of loneliness
You’re out there running just to be on the run
It’s a mighty mean and a dreadful sorrow
It’s crossed the evil line today
Well, how can you ask about tomorrow
When we ain’t got one word to say?
Nanci recorded a sequel in 1998: “Other Voices, Too (A Trip Back To Bountiful)”. It’s good, naturally, but doesn’t grab me like this one does. This is absolutely a Desert Island Disc.
Desert Island Singles: “Candy Everybody Wants” by 10,000 Maniacs (1992)
Posted: May 3, 2013 Filed under: Desert Island Discs | Tags: desert island disc, life-threatening crushes, music 2 Comments
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My life-threatening crush on Natalie Merchant has been well-documented heretofore.
If lust and hate is the candy,
If blood and love tastes so sweet,
then we give ’em what they want.
Hey, hey, give ’em what they want.
So their eyes are growing hazy
‘Cos they wanna turn it on,
So their minds are soft and lazy.
Well, hey, give ’em what they want.
Well… who do you wanna blame?
The funniest column ever, from the funniest man in the known universe.
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Of course I speak of Dave Barry. From 1986, his funniest column ever: “Total Amnesia Is The Only Way To Forget.” I resonate with this column more than I can ever tell. (“Get outta my head, Dave!”) Excerpts:
If you’ve ever done anything humiliating, you’ve probably noticed that your brain never lets you forget it. This is the same brain that never remembers things you should remember. If you were bleeding to death and the emergency-room doctor asked you what blood type you were, you’d say: “I think it’s B. Or maybe C. I’m pretty sure it’s a letter.” But if the doctor asked you to describe the skirt you were wearing when you were doing the Mashed Potatoes in the ninth-grade dance competition in front of 350 people, and your underwear, which had holes in it, fell to your ankles, you’d say, without hesitating for a millisecond, “It was gray felt with a pink flocked poodle.”
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My own personal brain is forever dredging up the time in 11th grade when I took a girl, a very attractive girl on whom I had a life-threatening crush, to a dance. I was standing in the gym next to her, holding her hand, thinking what a sharp couple we made — Steve Suave and His Gorgeous Date — when one of my friends sidled up to me and observed that, over on the other side, my date was using her spare hand to hold hands with another guy. This was of course a much better-looking guy. This was Paul Newman, only taller.
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It just occurred to me that she may be out there right now, in our reading audience, in which case I wish to state for the record that I am leading an absolutely wonderful life, and I have been on the Johnny Carson show, and I hope things are equally fine with you.
Twice. I was on Carson twice.
Whatever happened to..
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“Every sentient straight male in the country developed a schoolboy crush on Martha Quinn, one of the first (MTV) V.J.’s, fresh out of New York University and so cute she could make your cranium detonate.” – Dwight Garner, New York Times
In need of a “Liberty Meadows” fix.
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Desert Island Discs: “Souvenir (1989-1998)” by The Rankins (2003)
Posted: July 26, 2012 Filed under: Desert Island Discs | Tags: Atlantic Canada, Celtic, desert island disc, family, life-threatening crushes, music, tasty food items 12 Comments
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I spent most of September 2010 traveling around Nova Scotia, particularly Cape Breton. Discussed it here and here. This two-CD set was my constant traveling companion, the soundtrack of my journey. I still play it at home and on the radio, as a reminder of one of the best times of my life. Hence a Desert Island Disc.
And yes, it’s another greatest-hits compilation.
From the beginning it was clear the group was about so much more than just music, that there was a tradition to be respected and passed on, but not without ensuring its audience had a damn good time in the process. Young and energetic, The Rankins showed the rest of the country, and much of the world, that Cape Breton music was strong and vital and had a relevant place in the commercial market…The Rankins had a tricky balancing act on their hands, satisfying the folk music fans that bought the first 10,000 or so copies of their first two CDs and helped raise their music industry profile, and meeting the needs of a major label with commercial airplay that enabled them to fill arenas across the country…The Rankins were about tearing down barriers and bringing the music of their home to new listeners. – Stephen Cooke, Halifax Chronicle-Herald
“Souvenir 1989—1998” is a two-disc greatest hits compilation that came out in 2003. It is a great overview of the decade when the Rankin Family rose to prominence in the Canadian pop/folk scene and opened a floodgate of likeminded musicians who brought Celtic influences into the contemporary scene. It is evenly focused on their entire career, and also serves as a memorial to the late John Morris Rankin (1959-2000). Mrs. homercat introduced me to The Rankins and I love them. Just one listen to “You Feel the Same Way Too,” “Borders and Time,” or “The Mull River Shuffle” and you’ll be hooked too. The family is blessed with wonderful voices, particularly the women. The harmony is dense and absolutely pure. The voices are clear and crisp, the lyrics are full of meaning, and the music is just fantastic. The men in the group are excellent instrumentalists and the late John Morris’s fiddle playing is superb in an authentic Gaelic style. Truly one of Canada’s best kept secrets. – homercat.blogspot.com
The Rankin clan hails from Mabou, a town of 1,300 on the western coast of Cape Breton. A family of 12, they all performed in various groupings, at ceilighs and fairs, across the island for years and years. The youngest five got national attention (in Canada) and signed with EMI in 1989. So they became another incredibly talented band that was huge in Canada, but barely known in the US. See also: Great Big Sea, Blue Rodeo, Sloan, et al.

John Morris Rankin
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The band went on hiatus in 1998, took on side projects, and raised their families. As homercat mentioned above: in 2000 John Morris Rankin, the older brother and virtuosic instrumentalist, was killed in a roadside accident not far from his home in Mabou. The remaining members were in shock to say the least. Since then Jimmy, Cookie, Raylene, and Heather have reunited as a foursome and in smaller groups, and continue to take on solo and other side projects. “Souvenir” chronicles the music made by all five of them together.
The Rankins’ style of tight harmonies, outstanding instrumentation, and Celtic influences has become known in Canada as “East Coast Music.” This is in part because it’s primarily based in Atlantic Canada, the Maritimes and Newfoundland and Labrador with their strong Scottish and Irish populations. Although some Acadian elements have seeped into the music as well. According to wikipedia:
The Maritime Provinces are best known for the strong influence of Scottish and Irish settlers on the sound of the region’s traditional music. This Celtic-derived music is most strongly expressed on Cape Breton Island, which is especially well known for the Scottish influx in the late 18th century and early 19th century. Scottish-style fiddle music, sometimes accompanied by the piano, was popular at the time, and these traditions survive today. In some cases, like Cape Breton Island, Scottish folk traditions are better-maintained than in Scotland itself…New Brunswick has seen a roots revival of their own Acadian traditions, dating back to before the French settlers of the area were expelled to Louisiana and became the Cajuns…While closely related to the three Maritime provinces, Newfoundland and Labrador is culturally and politically separate. However, the two areas share a regional awards show, the East Coast Music Awards, and a common musical heritage.
As I say, this CD set was my traveling buddy throughout Nova Scotia. With a backdrop like that it’s obvious why it has a special place in my collection, but I’m not fickle; I continue to listen now that I’m back home.
John Morris’s contribution was his amazing musicianship on piano, guitar, and fiddle. He rarely took a lead vocal, but the other four made up for it. Cookie (real name, Carol) takes the lead on several numbers, including “Borders And Time.”

Cookie Rankin
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Blue are the ocean waters
Along a lover’s shoreline
You will not be forgotten
But now that you’re gone
The heartache lives on
Desert Island Discs: “In My Tribe” by 10,000 Maniacs (1987)
Posted: December 1, 2011 Filed under: Desert Island Discs | Tags: desert island disc, life-threatening crushes, music 6 Comments
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Several times over the years I’ve bought an album/tape/CD not because I’d set out to purchase it, but simply on the strength of hearing it played in-store. I should do that more often: a disproportionate number of the ones I’ve bought this way end up among my Desert Island Discs. Why do you suppose that is? I’m at a complete loss to explain it and I’d like to hear a theory on why I’m so suggestible. But with record stores gone the way of the dodo, I may well have had my last such experience of spontaneous happy discovery.
This is one of them: 1987’s “In My Tribe” by 10,000 Maniacs. Heard it in-store at the old Musicland on Hennepin Avenue (I recall I was there looking for a ‘Mats album). I was wowed, floored, and bought the cassette on the spot.
The version I bought has their cover of Cat Stevens’ “Peace Train” at the beginning of Side Two. In the wake of Cat’s Salman Rushdie pronouncements a year or so later, the band insisted Elektra Records scrub the track from future pressings. Subsequently it was included on a compilation disc. I understand their desire not to enrich an extremist, but damn, that’s a great cover.
The rest of the album more than carries its own weight, though. “Like The Weather,” the single release, is as close to a perfect pop song as I’ve heard.
“What’s The Matter Here?” and “Don’t Talk” are peppy songs lamenting child abuse and alcohol abuse, respectively; as I described them to my niece, happy songs about sad topics. “A Campfire Song” features a guest appearance by R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe, lead singer Natalie Merchant’s significant other at the time. And how many top-ten albums reference Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, and William S. Burroughs? Plus Giuseppe Verdi? The only song that makes me hit the fast-forward is “Gun Shy,” in which Natalie rips her kid brother a new one for (gasp) joining the Army. Not that I’m a huge fan of the military, but geez, Nat, cut the kid some slack.
If you’ve known me any length of time, you know that I’m in love with Natalie’s voice. She sings the way every girl sounded that I had a crush on in high school (at least, the way they sounded in my fantasies). Music reviewer Robert Christgau once observed that Nat sings like English is not her first language. Naturally he was being snarky about it, but I think he’s right.
It all works, though, because of the exceptional musicianship of the amazingly tight band. Guitarist Robert Buck, keyboardist Dennis Drew, bassist Steve Gustafson, and drummer Jerry Augustyniak. Drew, Buck, and Augustyniak variously co-wrote most of the songs with Natalie. Guitarist and principal co-songwriter John Lombardo quit the band before this album, and I often wonder how many times he kicked himself later. He ended up re-joining after Nat left, though, so I suspect some bad vibes between the two.
Peter Asher produced this album and the one that followed, “Blind Man’s Zoo.” Did a fine job of it too. Asher was a renowned West Coast producer. In a previous life he was the guy with the glasses in Peter and Gordon back in the ‘60s, and his sister Jane was Paul McCartney’s longtime squeeze pre-Linda. I guess when a Beatle boinks your sister, and writes songs for you to sing, and invites you to hang out at Abbey Road, you absorb mad production skillz by osmosis.
10,000 Maniacs released other albums, including 1992’s “Our Time in Eden” and 1985’s “The Wishing Chair” (which I discovered only recently). Then Natalie left, Rob Buck died, the band regrouped with Lombardo and backing musician Mary Ramsey, and carry on to this day. It’s a close call between “Tribe,” “Eden,” and “Chair,” but I think “In Our Tribe” is their best work overall.
Note however that their best song, “Scorpio Rising,” is on “The Wishing Chair.”
(clips from Youtube)
I’ve just seen a face
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Marie Doro. American silent film star in the teens and twenties.
Past masters: “Uncle Shelby’s A B Z Book” by Shel Silverstein
Posted: October 6, 2011 Filed under: Past masters | Tags: books, heroes, life-threatening crushes 3 CommentsI no longer can start my day without the transcendent, exquisite blog authored by Girl On The Contrary (or GOTC, as we fawning fanboys know her). If this were a just world she and I would sit together at the table each morning and she would read it to me over a breakfast of Grand Marnier French toast, Scottish smoked salmon, figs and cream with hazelnut syrup, freshly pressed Kopi Luwak coffee… and a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. Part of this complete breakfast. I’d smile beatifically at her and chuckle ardently over the parts I’d hear above the Crunch of the Cap’n. Such would be my devotion. But this isn’t a just world. Yet.
I digress. (Keep off digress! Goldang kids…)
What solidified my dedication to the contrary girl was a recent post wherein she revealed her love for the works of the estimable Shel Silverstein. She reviewed “Every Thing On It,” a just-published collection of not-yet-released poems and drawings.
Instantly I was catapulted back to grade 10, where my friend Randy Mikkelsen (read his blog, folks, it’s awesome) introduced me to Shel. Well, not literally (neither the catapulting nor the introduction). He lent me his copy of “Uncle Shelby’s A B Z Book,” Shel’s first original collection from back in 1961. I was amazed. This was a subversive work. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that it helped shape my early moral judgments.

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I hadn’t even heard Shel’s name before that introduction. I had heard “The Unicorn” and “A Boy Named Sue” on the radio, “Boa Constrictor” sung in the schoolyard, and “Cover Of The Rolling Stone” hadn’t yet been recorded, and even so I hadn’t a clue that he had anything to do with any of them.
Wikipedia has this to say:
First published in 1961, it is sometimes described as “subversive.” The cover on some editions of the book read “A primer for adults only” while other editions read “A primer for tender young minds” instead. Much of the humor derives from a cynical drive to give the reader misleading, harmful advice.
Subversive indeed, in an empowering way for adolescents figuring out that what they were told as kids was not necessarily reliable. Examples tell the story better than I can.
“W” is for wish. Do you want to get your wish?
When your tooth falls out, put it under your pillow and make a wish. In the morning the tooth will be gone and there will be a shiny new dime under the pillow.
OK, now you have 10¢. How can you get $3.20?
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“R” is for red. The fire is red. The fire engine is red. The fireman’s hat is red.
Does the fireman in the red hat come to your house in his red fire engine? No?
Too bad the fireman only goes to places where there is a fire.
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“H” is for hole. See the hole. The hole is deep. You can bury things in the hole.
See the toaster. You can bury the toaster in the hole.
See the car keys. You can bury the car keys in the hole.
See Grandma’s teeth. See Daddy’s shoe. See Mommy’s diamond ring.
Oh-oh – – – little sister* sees you burying things in the hole. Maybe she will snitch on you and you will get a licking.
What else can you bury in the hole…..?*
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“K” is for kidnapper. See the nice kidnapper. The kidnapper has a lollipop.
The kidnapper has a keen car. The car can go fast.
Tell the nice kidnapper that your daddy has lots of money. Then maybe he will let you ride in his car.
Subsequently I shared it with my best friend John, and he shared it with other friends, and so on and so on. Soon we all would recite long passages of it to one another, like secret passwords in the Underground Resistance. In much later life I have bestowed it as gifts to many, many new parents, more than I can count.
Later in life I enjoyed Shel’s more conventional works such as “Lafcadio, The Lion Who Shot Back,” and “The Giving Tree,” and “The Missing Piece,” and “A Light In The Attic,” and “Where The Sidewalk Ends,” and many many more. But my introduction to Shel remains my favorite of his many creative works.
So again I must thank that lovely contrarian for allowing me this trip in the Way-Back Machine. I hope to return the favor some day.